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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 14:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Mel Brooks is returning for Spaceballs 2 - The Verge

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lisa Rinna and Donna Kelce to Have a Mother-Off on the Traitors Season 4 - Vulture

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?

No go.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?